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We want plates (nous voulons des assiettes) est un site et un compte Twitter hilarant qui répertorie les contenants de plats les plus désastreux vus dans les restaurants à travers le monde.
Si le compte existe depuis des années, il semblerait que les restaurateurs n'aient toujours pas appris la leçon.
Ici, nous avons collecté 39 des pires idées d'"assiette" présentées sur We Want Plates - certaines sont peu judicieuses, d'autres vraiment bizarres ou carrément... illégales et anti-hygiéniques !
Par exemple, voudriez-vous prendre votre petit-déjeuner dans une gamelle pour chien ? On ne pense pas.
Une fois le stade de la rigolade passé, vous vous demanderez sûrement comment certains chefs ont pu penser que leur idée était bonne - en tout cas ce fut notre réaction.
Avez-vous déjà vécu quelque chose de similaire ou même pire ? Dites-le nous sur notre page Facebook.
You can't go wrong with a classic Shepherd's Pie. Unless you're the Old George Inn, South Cerney.
(Pic: @headcovers) pic.twitter.com/eNp4qLS1ou— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 24 janvier 2016
Enjoy your fry-up tomorrow morning, but spare a thought for people who still eat off garden tools.
(Pic: @Bassboy73) pic.twitter.com/CyHGPRtrVy— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 16 octobre 2015
Sausage, chips and... other stuff... at Varsity, Warwick.
Yes, that is a dog bowl.
(Pic: @zoecarrington) pic.twitter.com/Uk25iPcBw2
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 27 juillet 2015
Chefs who serve pancakes and syrup on a board with no gutter have clearly never waited tables.
(Pic: @gavroche2000) pic.twitter.com/h2rE0IdJaE
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 4 octobre 2015
"Tonight's special is the fish."
"What sort of fish?"
"A gold one. And we'll need it back."(Pic: @DARRENR6) pic.twitter.com/BQsouKkkW3
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 19 septembre 2015
"What's the soup of the day?"
"Cream of wild mushroom, with a hint of insole and corn plaster."
(Pic: @simonraess) pic.twitter.com/ChaLTrcV0j— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 30 janvier 2016
A hollowed-out cricket bat, handy for dispatching the food straight back to the kitchen.
(Pic: @SarahASculpher) pic.twitter.com/sRBDEpGCth— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 21 août 2016
I told the waitress, ripping the piss, that she forgot to give me the brush. Ripping the piss, she brought me one. pic.twitter.com/OoX496S3pW
— Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (@RossOCK) 21 mars 2016
Call us cynical, but we don't believe this skateboard will see the inside of a dishwasher.
(Pic: @GabrielGTweets) pic.twitter.com/xJmcyPw6JS— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 20 juillet 2016
A reminder to all chefs during #BritishSausageWeek: sausage and mash does not belong in a glass. (Pic: @mickmcavoy) pic.twitter.com/nEr7zJ719m
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 4 novembre 2015
Life Of Pi, of course.
(Pic: Jayne Brown) pic.twitter.com/xVUXuDTODY
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 6 novembre 2016
A Sunday roast "with all the trimmings" - Yorkshire pudding, potatoes, parsnips and moss. pic.twitter.com/SCmY3xKx90
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 21 novembre 2016
"Chef, we can't keep charging people so much for some bits of fruit on a plate."
"FETCH THE MUG TREE AND A DRILL."(Pic: @Aunty_Marianne) pic.twitter.com/63h3uIiuFp
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 15 novembre 2016
Squid in a clog.
A CLOG.
(Pic: @hcbn) pic.twitter.com/634Z2uJONZ
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 21 septembre 2015
"Chef, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have arrived, they've ordered the tempura shoe to share."
(Pic: @eeketht) pic.twitter.com/8d0NCWhrSX— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 28 mars 2016
Because why wouldn't you want onion rings hanging on salvage from the restaurant's bathroom refit? (Pic: @FSekeleni) pic.twitter.com/mDk4ip87aH
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 6 décembre 2015
"How would you like your iced coffee?"
"Deconstructed and served on a child's book, please."(Pic: Lyn Nguyen) pic.twitter.com/deBZOZ7JPj
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 29 novembre 2016
Bloody Wimbledon.
(Pic: @msleannefraser) pic.twitter.com/BeCMbxAQcO
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 27 juin 2016
Coleslaw in a shopping trolley. The end of the world is nigh.
(Pic: @bobgranleese) pic.twitter.com/eUUJ3P2J5m— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 26 février 2016
"How are the BBQ prawns served?"
"On a tree with a ceramic rabbit."*blinks*
(Pic: @SStenlake) pic.twitter.com/4rjvEUZvxX
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 21 avril 2016
Macaroni Cauldron and Ketchup Syringe: two obscure indie bands for the price of one.
(Pic: @GraysonThe) pic.twitter.com/ujBWfAPDpE— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 28 octobre 2016
"Today's specials include fish on a stick in a rock on a mirror."
"Literally?"
"Literally."
(Pic: @Sinead_aka_Nade) pic.twitter.com/9IiFGzJh9P— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 1 mars 2016
A very Toronto thing that happened tonight: I ordered a Caesar salad and got this. Was told the restaurant doesn't "do cutlery." pic.twitter.com/GDaugBjTlK
— Rhiannon Russell (@rhrussell) 27 mai 2017
Happy #NationalBurgerDay ? pic.twitter.com/Nhs5enx3KY
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 25 août 2016
"The chicken lacks something, chef."
"Seasoning?"
"No."
"Jus?"
"No."
"Reproduction medieval sword?"
(Pic: M Graham) pic.twitter.com/LyVs7gwpmH— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 20 mars 2016
"Would you like some bread while you wait?"
*five minutes later*
"I'M FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD."
(Pic: @megoizzy) pic.twitter.com/OKajYfWSl1
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 9 juin 2016
On #BeefWellingtonDay we take a solemn moment to recall the mini ones served on barbed wire.
(Pic: @AstridsTaste) pic.twitter.com/nGrtLFg4bf— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 18 juin 2016
Chips in a shopping basket ✅
Fish on rocks ✅
Plastic seaweed ✅
Fake market crate ✅
Eye-drop vinegar ✅A #NationalFishAndChipDay full house! pic.twitter.com/qhanBXR70n
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 2 juin 2017
CHEFS! Stop food sliding onto tables by serving it on non-slip industrial flooring.
Or plates.
(Pic: Rob Wyborn) pic.twitter.com/VQTsJBksZr
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 5 août 2016
Chefs: transform sausages into more expensive sausages by putting them in a goth's ashtray.
(Pic: @BrightSparkleJ) pic.twitter.com/QYq6sjbvrI— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 18 septembre 2015
"Can we have the cheeseboard for dessert, please?"
"Cheese cupboard."
"Cheeseboard."
"CUPBOARD."(Pic: Laura Geary) pic.twitter.com/eEOqTwnsIQ
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 7 août 2015
"I'm sorry our chef hasn't assembled your pulled pork burger, he's very busy buying slates online."
(Pic: @Cuff76) pic.twitter.com/fP778EHlrP— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 13 août 2015
The end of the world is nigh.
(Pic: @wyahaw) pic.twitter.com/WeaW8iVAjT— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 14 août 2015
"What's in your surf and turf?"
"Battered prawns, madam."
"And the turf?"
"Some turf, madam."(Pic: @SianLouiseT) pic.twitter.com/4Nd8lOzct9
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 26 juin 2015
Increasingly-familiar 'bacon washing-line' idiocy, plumbing new depths with salvage from a restaurant re-fit.
(Pic: @h1dudley) pic.twitter.com/iXoqMkeQIk— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 21 janvier 2017
"Chef! We've run out of dessert bowls!"
"Don't panic, I kept a load of ashtrays after the smoking ban."
(Pic: Jess English) pic.twitter.com/EZUhidXzY4— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 25 janvier 2017
Lamb chops and potatoes, in a glass, on a slate. A sheep died for this.
(Pic: @ellabellalisa) pic.twitter.com/U62vGrCsWH— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 3 septembre 2015
What fresh hell is this office canteen? My colleague has been served breakfast in a cup pic.twitter.com/fJuQPTjqGW
— Andy Roo (@ViewFromEssex) 10 mai 2017
Chicken tikka staircase and chutney cupboard at the Tourist Janpath Hotel, New Delhi.
A CHUTNEY CUPBOARD.
(Pic: @philipotts) pic.twitter.com/cnihDRzSXZ
— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) 14 janvier 2017
